A corner of old China where Confucius is often seen.
The wise and esteemed Chinese gentleman, Confucius, has sent Little Darwin a powerful message from the Celestial Kingdom to clarify that 2011 is the Year of the Rabbit –not the Abbott Annus Horribilis . Confucius , like Elvis, lives, and says he is alarmed at the number of people he hears in Australian Chinese take- away shops saying that Tony Abbott is going to become the emperor this year . Confucius says the pretend emperor hardly wears any clothes and his prickly anus exposed on the beach is like a well sucked salty plum which causes harmless Panda Bears to take fright and fall from their trees, greatly reducing their numbers. This is clearly the Year of the Wabbit!The Wabbit!The Wabbit! he shouted. The Year of the Wodent was at least two years away, hopefully never, he added, curling his mo, and dialling a pizza.
