Engaged in raucous laughter, National Party mugwumps, above, some wearing Marlboro Country wigs made from environmentally friendly hemp, discuss the outrageous /hilarious ALP assertion that Barnaby Joyce is the progeny of Martians who invaded Earth. The sodbusters also split their britches guffawing at details of Barnaby’s close encounter with that smartarse alien sheila , Germaine Greer, on the ABC’s Q and A . Knowing Germaine has a sharp tongue, capable of reducing a simple Queensland ploughboy to a eunuch, Barnaby made sure that when he was sitting next to Germaine his tie was tightly knotted, his boiler suit zipped up , and his aerials were retracted into his out- of- this- world wig.
