Vicar of Dibley in Australia to help Cupid and Coalition .
The Vicar of Dibley is helping Tony Abbott devise a devilish carbon tax. This was revealed when Abbott addressed a business organisation and said there would be " no, no carbon tax " under a Coalition government. Couch potatoes immediately recognised this line as being straight out of the Vicar of Dibley,where Jim Trott, of whom it was said ought to receive the Nobel prize for dithering ,repeatedly said ,"No,no,no,no...yes."
In fact, a major business organisation has said the Coalition’s proposed emission control measures will cost the nation twice what is proposed by the government. In a full frontal interview with the chunky vicar,Geraldine Granger, carried out in a Canberra sauna, she confessed that she had come to Australia to find a dateless and desperate sheep farmer to wed , break her chocolate fast and help the Coalition develop at least one policy before Shrove Tuesday, February 21,2012, which is also International Pancake Day.
The vicar says all of the bloodthirsty members she has met in the Australian Liberal Party broad church are keen to slay Julia Gillard with the jawbone of an ass, which did not seem overly Christian. She added that key players in the Coalition remind her of weird parishioners in Dibley. According to the fun loving minister, eager to get a bit of the holy matrimony action, the Coalition is secretly drawing up one policy of its own which involves the laying on of hands upon the wallets and bumbags of the Australian workforce.
