Up before sunrise on what has been billed D-Day for the NT government in the Legislative Assembly,Little Darwin Googled Northern Territory online newspaper to see what it had to say on the matter- and up popped DILDO ! Yes , there it was folks - NT News dildo. What was this all about ? Turned out it related to 30 "sex toys " being found in Darwin's rural area back in February ( weird things go on in the bush,it seems) so the locals renamed their street Dildo Boulevard .
The foreplay leading up to today's D-Day has left many people exhausted with no visible signs of orgasmic satisfaction . We can all now go back to a slightly altered missionary position in the Legislative Assembly. Queen Victoria and Mr Brown will be amused.
Incidently , the NT News did not have Little Darwin's exclusive information that Gerry Wood will not contest the next election . Anyway, to all our readers , growing number of informants and old boppers : good vibrations.
