DANCE YOUR CAMEL OFF TERRITORY HIT

Following widespread complaints by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals over the disgusting Yankee TV show Dance Your Ass Off , a more sophisticated - but similar – show is to be shot in the Northern Territory with a subsidy from the NT Government. Little Darwin can reveal the sensitive series will be called Dance Your Camel Off. In the thoughtful,ground breaking show leading Territory identities and clowns in suits will dance with feral camels on the old RAAF Quail Island bombing site where unexploded bombs could suddenly reduce contestants to pampered pet mince

A spokesman for Grunge TV Unlimited today said viewers had been outraged by Dance Your Ass Off which was watched by 6,000,000 couch potato donkeys. Seeing their cousins- harmless asses - throw about by American dingbats had caused widespread trauma in the nation’s barnyards . Mistreating asses had even shocked the carpet strolling jackals in commercial TV stations who would normally applaud the live skinning of Bambi with a Bowie knife if it increased ratings. As the Territory has a million feral camels there will be no end of spitting , grotesque , hairy, smelly dancers, some of which became drunk and disorderly at the Darwin Cup knees up and horse flogging festival.

It is understood Pauline Hanson will launch the show next weekend, cavorting with a camel draped in the NT ALP flag flying upside down , which indicates a ship of the desert in distress, in a Bermuda Triangle of spin , and fast sinking beneath a pile of dairy dust.

STOP PRESS: Notorious camel assassin Kevin Rudd has backed the tasteful new show and nominated Bronwyn Bishop to dance with a dashing Tory dromedary