Little Darwin has some bright ideas for the new Head of Hospitals, Alan Wilson, who has come to Darwin from New Zealand. First things first -haere mai and much pressing of nasal flesh. Now for our brilliant tips to make you popular in five hospitals, especially at RDH : start daily poi dancing classes for staff to ease tensions and give over- worked nurses free Rotorua Queen Elizabeth 11 Hydrotheraphy Unit volcanic mud beauty packs to ward off wrinkles. If you do this , we will forgive NZ for the All Blacks constantly subjecting our rugger buggers to assault and battery .
You might find opposition to poi dancing because in 2002 a one day strike was narrowly averted at RDH when administration reprimanded a courier who whipped about in a false wig , dressed as a clown, with tattered strides and a red nose. The attitude to inappropriate dress at RDH may have changed somewhat after the Health Minister, Kon Vatskalis, was seen lolloping about the wards wearing Easter Bunny ears.
You might find opposition to poi dancing because in 2002 a one day strike was narrowly averted at RDH when administration reprimanded a courier who whipped about in a false wig , dressed as a clown, with tattered strides and a red nose. The attitude to inappropriate dress at RDH may have changed somewhat after the Health Minister, Kon Vatskalis, was seen lolloping about the wards wearing Easter Bunny ears.
Word is that giant Easter Bunny cut outs will be set up at Tindal RAAF base to frighten the daylights out of wallabies, fruit bats and spangled drongoes so that aero medical flights can be made from the strip night and day .
