CHUBBY WHACKER ON CRASH DIET

A rotund chappy in the ALP has been throwing his weight around , threatening that the party is going to really get even with Alison Anderson . Billy Bunter has been telling people close to Alison they had better get out of the way because of the retribution that is going to be dished out. Obviously addicted to the TV show, Underbelly , this bundle of lard hinted that party heavies , whoever they might be , were annoyed. However, Little Darwin understands he went green about the gills and stammered when personally confronted by Alison . Word is that , like Magda Szubanski , he has signed up for a Jenny Craig course so that he can slide between the cracks in the Smith Street Mall pavers the next time he sees Alison coming.