After moving out of the White House, George W.(the letter standing for either Woeful, Wanker, Wodent-if you lisp -Wicked or Whelan the Wrecker ) Bush will open a chain of coffee houses in Texas. His venture - called No Bucks Cafe – will offer el cheapo coffee and grits for the rapidly expanding unemployed and bankrupt market . No Bucks coffee will be served in bottomless economy mugs.
In his new life , he will wake up each morning, look under the bed for weapons of mass destruction , and give his wife a sickly double strawberry milkshake. Then he will drive to a McDonalds for a cup of coffee and a word waffle , or is a waffle word ? All No Bucks staff will be wet backs from across the border, paid a pittance and kindly allowed to take home the dregs at the end of a 12 hour day.
Little Darwin understands the well known Starbucks Café, which is exhibiting withdrawal symptoms, is considering legal action against Mr Bush for plagiarism
In his new life , he will wake up each morning, look under the bed for weapons of mass destruction , and give his wife a sickly double strawberry milkshake. Then he will drive to a McDonalds for a cup of coffee and a word waffle , or is a waffle word ? All No Bucks staff will be wet backs from across the border, paid a pittance and kindly allowed to take home the dregs at the end of a 12 hour day.
Little Darwin understands the well known Starbucks Café, which is exhibiting withdrawal symptoms, is considering legal action against Mr Bush for plagiarism
