Monday, July 10, 2023

MUTILATED MERMAID SURPRISES


 No, this is not  Magnetic Island's  dismembered  fibreglass mermaid .  Our  Shipping Reporter  says  it  is   the remains of  an old    dressmaking  dummy  he  photographed   on  the  Antiques Roadshow  which at first glance looked  like  the   poor   mermaid-embalmed .

He  provided the   latest close up of the  mermaid , which   clearly   reveals the  terrible mistreatment of her  body, the large plastic bottle which had been   jammed  into   her  mutilated  neck   area  missing.  


In another  scoop, our waterfront roundsman  says a group of  island residents , absolutely appalled by the   treatment of the  mermaid , have " adopted  " her.   She  has  been  named , Isla - island   girl . An  earlier photograph supplied by the  Shipping Reporter  , below,  shows  the mermaid  in  her  prime , armed with    trident with  which the mainland media  should be  jabbed  for  failing  to properly   cover  this   long  running , unusual    story .