There are strong signs that extra- terrestrials are again secretly visiting, not only America , but Australia , following the discovery of the above weird , out of this world calling card on the side of the road in North Queensland .
It is believed to be a special thank you from E.T. , the candy loving alien from outer space , who was once lost and stranded on Earth , in California , helped get back home by friendly schoolkids .
In Washington, the FBI confirmed it expects a surge in the number of UFO sightings during the Trump relection campaign as a majority of Republicans who vote for him believe they were once abducted by aliens and taken back to a distant cosmos for anal examination, there being no grey matter in their noggins.
