MONKEYPOX WATERFRONT SCARE

 Our alert Shipping Reporter  almost  called  out  the  Coast Guard , Border Security , the US Seventh Fleet   and  Bob Katter senior  leading a battalion of schoolkids armed with .45  calibre  pee (sic) shooters  when  he spotted    what  he thought was  a  Monkeypox  variant on  Magnetic  Island .Thankfully ,it was  not  a  new super pox but  the side of  a  yacht   with the swinging name, Cheeky  Monkey . 

 

It  is one of the many yachts  on  the island  for Race Week. All  clean living yachties  are disease free  and  deeply concerned  about  the treatment   of  the  mutilated  mermaid  at the entrance to  Magnetic Island  .( Major  scoop will  be  revealed  later .)