MICALLEF INFURIATES NEW KING !!!

 With another bloody leaking pen , angry  King Charles  lll  has  ordered that renowed   ABC   madman  Shaun Micallef  be  manacled and flown by Qantas to the mother  country  and  there be  thrown into  the dreaded Tower of  London , or  the  lost  luggage warehouse, never  to  see  the  light of  day again . The newly minted  King of Australia  was outraged by the last  Mad as Hell  television show hosted by Micallef  in which he was lampooned as  a   monarch  with large ears on  the proposed new  Australian   five  dollar  note   

In an exclusive interview with LIttle Darwin's Royal Roundsman, Ned  Forelock,  furious  King Charles  said that as further  punishment   for  disloyal  Micallef, he would be  tortured with non-stop videos of  Michaelia Cash   media  conferences  in  his rat- infested, damp  cell .

The king had to abruptly end the interview with our man Forelock  as he had to dash off to sign  a lucrative contract to appear in a  royal  Bic biro advertising  campaign  for  refugees  in  Kenya .