Saturday, December 25, 2021

LITTLE DARWIN WEATHER STATION BAFFLES METEOROLOGISTS

With the   aid  of   Australia's  only  nuclear- powered   weather forecasting device, obtained  at  a North  Queensland  house clearance , and  observing the  activities of  birds  and butterflies , Little  Darwin   proudly announces  it  is    now  able   to  make   a  long  range  forecast   for   2022. 

 By closely  watching   birds,  it  is evident  that there  will be a variety  of  extreme  weather  conditions  in   the  upcoming year .

For  instance, a Sunbird , which has  moved into a  new nest , is gasping due to  the  heat , indicating   a  pending  heatwave  in  parts of  the  country

Cockatoos are showing clear signs of   going  troppo , screeching , hanging upside down , nibbling power lines, being deranged by climate change  and endless  ScoMo  photo opportunities , backflips . The   noisy,  dishevelled  Cockatoo  shown  below  is  obviously going  nutty , like a  large part of  the nation , by  listening to the  PM on TikTok and  the mad  rantings  of   some National  Party  members  in  the  bush .

The fact that a young Curlew  was photographed  being shown how to  paddle  in  a dish of  water was taken to indicate  pending  flooding on the east coast . 

There can be no doubt that there will be a return of  drought   conditions   as  a   thirsty butterfly was  snapped  trying  to  suck water  out  of  a  hose .