Bound for breakaway Australian state!
Our Shipping Reporter, the only one north of Kirribilli ,Sydney, snapped this flag flying atop a yacht in the Magnetic Island safe harbour , believed to be the vanguard of a flotilla of leaking rusty bumboats and the escorting, reluctantly conscripted US Seventh Fleet , bound for Townsville , which will bring Donald Trump ,his lifetime supply of made in China nappies , and his massive press cutting collection to Australia .
Strange dudes have been seen wandering and driving about the Banana State , some brandishing QAnon far right conspiracy theories supporting Donald Trump on their vehicles , so Trump would feel welcome in North Queensland . The Katter Party declared it would move to form a breakaway northern state in Queensland after the Queensland election. However, the Katter crew seems to have slipped on a banana skin or two since the ALP clearly won the election and has suddenly gone mute on the subject of a new Lady Finger state.
Ole Jubilation T. Cornpone ,a failed Confederate strategist who never won a campaign against them damned Yankees , is part of American folklore, much adored by hillybilly Li'l Abner Yokum and Donald .
