Tuesday, November 10, 2020

RANDOM BARKING TESTS STEPPED UP DOWN UNDER AFTER USA ELECTION

 

Overworked police throughout Australia  have noticed a spike in the number of  barking  dogs  behind the steering  wheel  of  cars  since  the American presidential  election .  They attribute this to their owners ranting  at television coverage  of  the  election and the performance of  dingbat Donald Trump , which has made  canines  nervous,  bark  happy . The RSPCA  supports this theory ,saying  many  rabid  pooches want  to  bite Trump for upsetting  their  owners .Police involved in RBT patrols now wear ear muffs to deaden the deafening sound of yapping  dogs  when they pull  over slobbering  drivers, some  obviously needing  to  be dewormed .