Saturday, November 7, 2020

RANDY RAINBOW TO AID CATATONIC PRESIDENT IN FINE CHRISTIAN ACT

WASHINGTON : Top  American  comedian,choir master  and patriot , Randy Rainbow says he  intends to fly in some of Sky Television Australia's  Donald Trump admirers  to form a new troupe of songsters  to serenade the  ranting,rejected   president .

Our exclusive photograph taken in the White House padded cell shows Randy Rainbow trying to calm down Donald Trump with a soothing lullaby mothers sing to babies painfully cutting teeth. 

Adding to the presidential  pain is a demand   for  $400 million from  Deutsche   Bank , which says it will not accept a cheque  from the Bank of Nigeria as full payment . 

In an exclusive interview with LIttle Darwin's New York correspondent Jim Bean 111 , Randy Rainbow  says he wants to form a  group of minstrels to placate Trump , whose screams  are causing the flowers donated by The Daughters of the American Revolution  in the rose garden to wilt.

That is why he wants to bring in adoring Sky staff from Australia who obviously praise him , going on their  on camera adoration of the Prez. 

Many of the  Sky folk , he said, seemed to sing from a common music sheet in their support of  Trump  and their frequent   criticism of the ABC-obviously the American Broadcasting  Corporation . 

Randy said these Down Under  Trump fans  would lift the spirit of the president if they gathered outside his cell  with candles  and sang inspiring  songs like , Hail the Chief(Thief), You Are The Best , Rupert Loves You  and From Russia, With Love ,Stupid .