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The new generation Coalition mesmeriser has issued all members of Cabinet with a high powered guide (left) on how to bamboozle and entertain the unlucky bunnies in Voter Land . He has stressed that it is essential for all ministers to regularly distract the hard working mums and dads from their deep concerns about paying the rent and power bills and being robbed by banks and every other institution by sawing in half a curvy au pair girl in high heels, a cape and sequinned body stocking in venues such as shopping centres , football ovals , shock-jock echo chambers and SkyNews live and dead broadcasts with Pauline Hanson , Richo, Alan Jones , Murray, Peta , Brer Rabbit , Blinky Bill , Can Do (Dumped) Cameron, etc .
Peter Dutton's Modelling and Stage Prop Agency, he advises , should be contacted to quickly arrange suitable au pairs to prevent them from being deported to New Zealand , which would be a terrible blow to the nation's economy and newspaper circulation.
