Sunday, September 9, 2018

AUSTRALIAN CELEBRITY DEFIES TWITTERPATED TRUMP ON BORDER

Queensland's top  pin up boy , Larry  the  cussing   Lorikeet , more popular than footballer  Johnathan Thurston ,  has  defiantly  thrown his  support  behind  Mexicans  fleeing into  America  across the   border between the two  countries . In the process he  has   given  the   galah  Donald  Trump  the  finger and feather . Larry flew into the  border  region last week and  offered   a  drink and   a Jimmy Buffett  survival  pack ,which included recipes for his  famous Margaritas  , below ,  to  a  Mexican  woman , a renowned   taco chef , who  had  become caught in  barbed  wire  as she scrambled  through  part of   the  wall , ripping  her slacks  in  the  process .  
Welcome to  America , Land of  the tattered  Stars and Stripes  under  Donaldo the  Drongo .