HORROR HOUSE ON THE HILL SETTING FOR DEBATE

CANBERRA : In breaking news   , ace reporter Argus Tuft says a late night  quick survey of  political pundits  in the non members bar   has  revealed that most  predict the debate  over  same  sex marriage  in  the  Liberal tag  team  tabernacle will  end up looking like  the   shower  scene in Psycho , with Christopher   Pyne   pecked  to  death  by   Crows , a rare Tasmanian Tiger  set  loose on  PM Malcolm  Turnbull , the Mad  Monk crucified  upside down , Michaelia Cash speechless  and  Annabel  Crabb  of the ABC providing  yummy  finger  (pointing)  food  throughout .