CANBERRA : Answering the urgent call to once more come to the aid of the desperate to hold or get power at any cost Liberal Party and its Country Cousins , the former Chief Justice of the High Court , the late Sir Garfield Barwick , has made a spooky return to the premises. A terrified High Court cleaner last night snapped the above exclusive photograph of Sir Garfield in the former office he occupied , the building dubbed Barwick's Mausoleum ,
It will be recalled that Sir Garfield, once a Tory politician , renowned for rambling , flowery speeches , was the Chief Justice when thirsty Sir John Kerr sought advice from him before sacking Gough Whitlam .
On hearing of Sir Garfield's return to the High Court, PM Malcolm Turnbull said he is certain the learned judge would use his influence on present day High Court judges to make sure Barnaby's Kiwi citizenship is confirmed and he is shipped out to Rotorua to become a whip cracking poi dancer in the famous Maori Concert Party .
Meanwhile , Bill Shorten has demanded an exorcist armed with garlic , a wooden stake , a crucifix and the mind numbing recordings of Sir Robert Menzies's poetic recitations be called in to rid the High Court of the ghastly Sir Garfield spectre to ease the strain on staff working at night or else give them a special triple time payment .
(See Little Darwin , (SIR) GARFIELD CRACKS A MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKE )