Just as transnational corporations and the industrial/military complex really run America , Little Darwin now owns Parliament and we plan to make some major changes in the nation.
The revolution has started : first off , the Speaker
will be dipped in batter then swirled about in recycled fish and chips oil ; Up the Workers! will become the new
national anthem ; Johnny Depp will be injected with Pentagon anthrax in mistake for vitamin
A ; Christopher Pyne will be regularly
fired out of a rusty Collins Class submarine torpedo tube without a
caul over his head so that he can continue babbling , a bit like fun waterboarding ; Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey will ride for Team Tampon in the next Tour de France ; shock jocks will have
their tongues torn out by eagles ;
Andrew Bolt , Gerard Henderson and several others on a long list will be
placed in a leaky bumboat, towed out to
sea near a Chinese expanding sandbar and
used for low level bombing practise by the
RAAF.
Only kidding. Little Darwin is now the proud owner
of American artist Bucklee Bell’s
painting, Parliament, below, and we are mad with the power and new kickapoo medication. The politicians are represented as uniformly grey, block like critters; the only one a bit different seems to be the Ned Kelly figure in the bottom right of the picture .
Bucklee
sent the surprise present to us from Chiang Mai, Thailand, as a mark of esteem
for this steam driven blog . Ever-thoughtful
and law abiding , Bucklee dismantled the wooden
frame over which the canvas was stretched as he did not want to introduce any exotic
pests into Australia as we have
a surfeit of local mugwumps in political, media , business and so- called celebrity
circles .
