TOKYO: Further furious claims have been made that Australia's next submarines will be made in Japan , not Port Adelaide , after obviously distressed looking Education Minister Christopher Pyne was snapped , above , in a Ginza karaoke bar singing God Save the Queen and Bronwyn Bishop to a stunned audience . The minister later claimed he became ill and disorientated after eating sushi.
He maintained he was in Japan to promote the teaching of Japanese in Australian schools, not in connection with the open secret plan to make Nippon-Aussie clipon submarines.
His Japanese hosts, he said , had taken him to a nightspot in the entertainment district to unwind and he thought it was going to be a cross cultural sake and Adelaide pie floater evening . Instead , a sushi dish with an odd looking live fish was placed before him . Rather than offend the Japanese, he downed the cute Nemo looking tiddler and immediately came over strange , feeling spikey and feverish, just as he often does in the House of Reps fishbowl , and burst into a lusty song like Joan Sutherland . Two prominent North Queensland Irish doctors think he ingested a highly dangerous type of puffer fish which causes a fish called Wanda syndrome , the ill effects removed by a depth charge or three each day for at least a leap year .
