Tuesday, June 3, 2014

TURNBULL IN NEW DASTARDLY PLOT AGAINST MAD MONK

CANBERRA : Scheming  Communications  Minister and moonlighting  yabbie chef ,  Malcolm  Turnbull ,  caught conspiring   with  the  two  most  powerful  people   in  Australia- Bananas in  Pyjamas -  to overthrow unpopular  Prime  Minister  Tony   Abbott  who  is  leading   another  Bunkum and  Bailey Three Ring  Circus overseas  tour.    This  is   the   latest  move  by   Turnbull  in  his  ruthless   campaign  to  grab  power   since  he  was  snapped   playing  hide  the spring  roll in  the Wild  Duck cafe  with   greasy  car  mechanic , Clive Palmer  .  Sensitive right wing scribbler  and  belly  dancer  fan ,  Andrew Bollocks, choked on  his nut sundae when  he  saw  the  scoop  War  Cry  photograph  of Turnbull cuddling  the  bully boy  bananas. 
In  code , written  on  vellum  after  a  round of intoxicating  banana  smoothies , this is  the  secret timetable  drawn  up  by B1 and B2  and  Turnbull  to  put  the  skids under  Tony Abbott .  Astute  readers will  detect  the  Grim  Reaper's hook at  the  left  of  the  evil  document