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Her Ladyship |
LONDON
: The
Queen today announced that decorous aristocrat , Lady Addle , shown here flaunting
her priceless bling, will
be parachuted in to sit on the
Orstralian House of Representatives throne . Her
Majesty said that
as the Abbott
government is making so many
addle-brained decisions , Lady Addle will
feel at home , mixing with forelock tugging true blue
kith and kin and
Kath and Kim types
.
Lady Addle used to
be a
pin-up girl in
India during the days
of the
British Raj . Her steamy memoirs , soon to
be published in the French tabloids
, will reveal that she,
like Grace Kelly , had
links with several
heads of state ,
including Boofhead lll , ruler of a tax
dodging dungheap . In an unfortunate slip of the tongue during and exclusive
interview with Lizzie
Twostroke (QE ll) , she told Little Darwin that
the present House of
Representatives Speaker , Ms Brontosaurus (sic ), deserved a
break and
had thoroughly approved
Lady Addle as
her replacement.
Brontosaurus (sic) would be made Keeper of the Cinq Ports
, like Sir Robert Menzies
, and wear a
cocked hat , robes . To make
Lady Addle feel at home , the
Speaker had ordered new side plates in the Speaker’s
Queen’s design crockery dining
set to replace ones
smashed by plutocrats
who drink too much Grange during fund raising functions and collapse on
the shag pile. An order has also been placed for a new Royal Doulton tea service with handpainted periwinkle handles , brought out in daily conflabs with the Manager of Government Business.
In Canberra
this morning , Speaker
Bishop said she
welcomed the appointment of Lady Addle . As
the majestic woman had dealt with Untouchables
in India during the
Indian Mutiny , which she had helped
quell by wielding a jewelled
sceptre , she would
have no
trouble handling the
Opposition members and the
Queensland outcast Palmer wild turkey / duck in parliament .
