CANBERRA : Fed up
with New zealand being described as a superior
country to Australia , monotonously
beaten by the All Blacks and outsmarted by Kiwis in Asian markets , Operation Sovereign Borders has
been extended
to take direct military
action against the irksome
trans-Tasman threat to our image
and self esteem . This follows the embarrassing revelation that
Australia has been spying on New zealand as well
as Indonesia.
A rusting Australian naval vessel will leave
the soon to be
sold to a cashed up
Kiwi investor
the stupidly named port
of Townsville ( who else but a
dumb Aussie would call their
city Town Town ?). We can
reveal that the invasion
fleet , which includes
a noisy Australian built submarine
powered by a
Harvey Norman 50 percent off eggbeater ,
will first perform a Cuban type blockade of
Stewart Island to
prevent the export of
its oysters which
are, naturally, better than
those grown in
Australia.
From there,
a crack team of naval
seals , penguins and a babbling Sydney parrot mascot will storm
ashore in the
Bay of Plenty and
disrupt Rotorua's Maori poi dancing and
wood carving to throw a major made- in- China
spanner in the country’s economy.
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Main invasion fleet in Sydney about to steam north to go south
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