Spy phone taps
organised in a joint
operation by Little Darwin and the CWA
have discovered that
the Abbott Government is
secretly arranging an international conference of the
Flat Earth Society in
Kirribilli House, official Sydney residence of our esteemed
Prime Minister. A prominent person , whose identity is TOP SECRET, has
been approached to organise the major event .
However, Little Darwin has been steaming open
the abusive snail mail of Monarchists , shock jocks and
other pests and found that the mystery
person is somebody who
regards himself as God’s gift to lonely and
dateless belly dancers
suffering from rampant prickly
heat and Dutch elm
disease . President Obama
has no time for the Flat Earth Society, which denies global warming, and
has told Little
Darwin he will arrange a
drone to bomb
Kirribilli House when
the buggers are
in session. The US
president starts each day
with a read of
the latest , well - balanced Little Darwin
blog in the White House little
house , near the
rose and
prickle garden .
