Thicker than a plague of locusts , hordes of romantic Coalition
politicians attended the wedding
of
the year when two celebrity frogs , Dave and Mabel , above, tied the
knot at a lavish ceremony in
Snake Gully. The celebrity bash saw
many A-list members photographed with
their snouts in
the trough. Miss Piggy even
flew in for
the nuptials . The croaking newly-weds departed on a bicycle built
for two, headed for a secret , delirious honeymoon venue , believed to be a bunyip
infested billabong.
