Vallis Photo
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Cunningly camouflaged
as either a giant
land
tortoise or a rock
cake gone wrong
in a TV bake off competition
, this
flying saucer was
photographed hovering over
a large boulder in the
bush. The UFO blasted off and headed in the
direction of the Northern Territory News
office where another
of the tiny band
of surviving reporters,
one not missing a limb
due to getting
too close to a crocodile
in an interview , will almost
certainly be abducted by the Martians
and subjected to an
embarrassing examination
in their relentless drive to find
signs
of intelligence on the
planet.