CANBERRA : A top
secret American device -the cone of silence – designed to
prevent the flow of
government information to the public will be installed by
the thousands in Abbott
ministerial offices . Cone of silence expert , Max Smart, flew into
Sydney
last night , hidden
in the cargo bay of a
drone , which crashed landed on
the lawn at
Kirribilli House. The prang is blamed
on KAOS and
the ABC . Placed
in splints and plaster, plucky Smart
was flown in a VIP Gypsy
Moth to Canberra where
he conferred with
the PM in
his private , sound - proof suite
at the YMCA.
Max Smart using cone of silence to inform George W. Bush the way to the White House executive loo after the president had forgotten the way , with dire consequences for the most powerful man in the world
All ministerial offices in the
national capital will be fitted with cones
of silence as a
matter of urgency in a
concerted effort to keep
the public in the dark
and reporters spending more time churning out crap
stories
about handbags, shopping,
cooking , sport, dreary celebrities, cooking, dancing ,
cooking , fashion, lifestyle , cooking ,
bling and the
adoration of corporate figures who turn out to be
crooks . A cone
of silence
has already
been installed in the Operation Sovereign Borders command headquarters . A government media
person, taking a dog for
walkies , this
morning said the last thing
the government wants is for the public to become
well - informed, able to
think for themselves
. The cones of silence
would help lower the IQ of your average
Aussie to that of
the Swamp
People .
