GREAT (FLUFFY) EXPECTATIONS ON ELECTION DAY

 

 Little  Darwin  is  expecting  a   blessed  event   on  September  7.  According to  the  Queen of  the Jungle ,   one   or   both   of   these    curlew  eggs  could   hatch  on   that  very  day,  a  date with destiny  which   will see   egg  on   the  faces  of   many   high   flying  political   avians.  The   curlews   have   let   it  be  known  their  chicks  will  not   be  available  for   baby   kissing  photo  opportunities  by   pollies  or   any  painful  women’s   magazine   bub   exclusives .