JONES LOSES MORE WHEELS

In a new blow to Alan Jones, the NSW Rickshaw Drivers’ Association has placed a black ban on the broadcaster. Jones has been reduced to roller skates for transport since his free Mercedes was taken back and fumigated . In a special protest meeting held outside a Martin Place watercloset, a convoy of angry rickshaw drivers declared Jones a persona non passenger . Rickshaw spokesman , Spike Milligan , said all right thinking drivers , including notorious raspberry blower  Neddy Seagoon, were outraged by what Jones said on air about the PM . Some would like to see Jones fall or be thrown  in the water at  the infamous North Bondi outlet . Meanwhile the Charles Darwin University senate  ( anybody for beef jerky ?),may even be brave  and   instruct  the campus  radio station to stop running The Parrot’s squawking .