Scenario : A CEO is instructed not to carry out an hysterical witchhunt for the source of imagined leaks to the media in Cloud Cuckoo Land (CCL). Despite this firm direction, the uppity CEO surreptitiously orders a full email audit of a substantial number of his staff going back to November. Then he scurries about hiding his email request for a Big Brother email probe . Panel , please say what you would do on being given this information .
Pretend government leader : Dunno .
Pretend Ombudsman : Dunno
Pretend Attorney-General : Dunno .
Pretend union leaders : Dunno .
Pretend normally outspoken legal organisations: Dunno
Assorted other pretenders in human resources ,etc : Dunno
Pretend Geoffrey Robertson , after experiencing hot flushes normally associated with puberty blues : This uniformity of dynamic thought and action bodes well for laissez faire Cloud Cuckoo Land . By the way , did any of you consider sacking the CEO , demanding his removal or sending him a protest, rocket or a please explain?
Chorus : Good God , man , that would be doing our job - for which we are handsomely remunerated - which is not the done thing here in CCL !
Pretend government leader : Dunno .
Pretend Ombudsman : Dunno
Pretend Attorney-General : Dunno .
Pretend union leaders : Dunno .
Pretend normally outspoken legal organisations: Dunno
Assorted other pretenders in human resources ,etc : Dunno
Pretend Geoffrey Robertson , after experiencing hot flushes normally associated with puberty blues : This uniformity of dynamic thought and action bodes well for laissez faire Cloud Cuckoo Land . By the way , did any of you consider sacking the CEO , demanding his removal or sending him a protest, rocket or a please explain?
Chorus : Good God , man , that would be doing our job - for which we are handsomely remunerated - which is not the done thing here in CCL !
FOOTNOTE: A hypothetical member of the studio audience jumped to his feet and said he would insert the CEO's feet into a barrel of wet concrete and push it into the harbour .
