OBVIOUS NEW YEAR PREDICTION

Be warned : 2010 will be the year of living in Bedlam. The Cowboy Coalition of front and back flippers , screaming like banshees about the Rudd government’s great , big, mega-sized , colossal , whopper (with fries) new tax , will scour the land like the Stern Gang , accompanied by noisy buskers whose trumpets caused the collapse of the Jericho real estate market.