Sunday, December 6, 2009

MAD MONK BRINGS BACK THE BIFF

Pugnacious Liberal leader,Tony“One Punch- One Vote” Abbott, today challenged Danny Green to a title fight. “ Bring it on!”Abbott yelled . Abbott’s so punchy at the present moment, he speaks in tongues and does roadwork from daylight to dusk in the double -breasted suit that once belonged to Sir Robert Menzies. He’s so confident he will win he also wants to take on Anthony Mundine and Kevin Rudd in the same week .

Danny Green , who recently hammered Roy Jones Junior , laughed hysterically when told of Abbott’s challenge. He called Abbott a “pissant, ”the same boxing jargon expression he used to describe Mundine. “I am a killer whale,” said Green. “ This dude Abbott is either a flathead or a puffer fish .”

Green said one quick punch to Abbott’s budgie smugglers - pulled up to his armpits -would cause Abbott to collapse like a deck chair , moaning Ave Maria while taking the maximum count and the last rites. In a cheeky comment , Green said 10 rounds with Bronwyn B****p would be a tougher brawl than a short barn dance with Abbott .