VATICAN CITY : It has just been confirmed that Aussie film star , Russell Crowe, has signed up the woman who crash -tackled the Pope to play for his rugby league team -the Rabbitohs- this coming season.
In an exclusive interview with Little Darwin, Crowe said any woman who can dodge the 50 strong personal bodyguard of Pope Benedict , the Vatican’s Swiss guards armed with pikes and the entire Italian Navy would be a star on the footy field . He equated the woman, Susanna Maoilo,25, as being equal to six Willie Masons and an Abrams tank .
Last season, he admitted, the Rabbitohs had been disappointing, playing as if stricken by myxomatosis , swine flu and the potent calisi virus. Several highly paid members of the side had also disgraced themselves in public by dribbling down their bibs onto their Armani suits. It is little known that during the footy season Crowe was so annoyed by his team that he frequently ripped telephones from the wall in the dressing room after losing matches . Telstra complained that it was costing more than Sol Trujillo’s golden handshake to repair phones in the Rabbitohs' warren.
