Many Australians have found the solution to the growing problem of rising supermarket food prices: yummy Haitian mud cookies . As the name implies, these cookies are made from free mud and can be sprinkled with a mixture of secret herbs and spices.
The poor people of Haiti can’t get enough of this great takeaway . There is nothing like a bang up meal of mud cookies first thing in the morning to help you face the day , chunder like a dog which has swallowed a cane toad and turn to voodoo in the bid to bring down the government .
In Haiti pregnant woman are big consumers of mud cookies and make believe they are made from delicious chocolate laden recipes whipped up by Nigella Lawson. Mud cookies are baked in slush buckets and sold from fly- blown shanties to people rejoicing in globalisation. Australian families can join this great way of life by stealing a made in China shovel from Bunnings and digging up the nearest pile of dirt.
Then drag the dirt home in you best swaggie’s loincloth , mix it with greywater , add a dash of soda , bung it on the barbie, and you’ll soon be enjoying the bloated feeling of a cattle tick.
The poor people of Haiti can’t get enough of this great takeaway . There is nothing like a bang up meal of mud cookies first thing in the morning to help you face the day , chunder like a dog which has swallowed a cane toad and turn to voodoo in the bid to bring down the government .
In Haiti pregnant woman are big consumers of mud cookies and make believe they are made from delicious chocolate laden recipes whipped up by Nigella Lawson. Mud cookies are baked in slush buckets and sold from fly- blown shanties to people rejoicing in globalisation. Australian families can join this great way of life by stealing a made in China shovel from Bunnings and digging up the nearest pile of dirt.
Then drag the dirt home in you best swaggie’s loincloth , mix it with greywater , add a dash of soda , bung it on the barbie, and you’ll soon be enjoying the bloated feeling of a cattle tick.
