Not only are the Chinese planning to take over Australia , the evil Russians are secretly undermining the Northern Territory. Using the dreaded clumsy drug, they make government ministers, civic leaders, taxi drivers , nurserymen and other essential members of the community say and do stupid things. This causes the masses to lose confidence in the Czar, resulting in a revolution
A clear indication that the Russians have spiked water coolers in the Wedding Cake came at the official photo opportunity for the new Leanyer Water Torture Tower. Strangely, Chief Minister Henderson appeared to have his tongue and fallopian tubes tied in a knot - a clear indication of the clumsy drug at work. The CM could not remember the name of each tube .
In an unusual slip of the tongue, he called the Funderstorm slide the Thunderbum and Siberian Express. Chancellor of the Exchequer, Delia Lawrie, who drinks assorted vegetable juices rather than tap water, and therefore has her marbles , quickly corrected her leader.
But then, deeply under the insidious influence of the clumsy drug, he said the Blue Blast shoot was the Blue Vein Cheese Slice. Again, Delia corrected the CM and advised him to loosen his budgie smugglers and undergo colonic irrigation to flush out the clumsy drug .
A clear indication that the Russians have spiked water coolers in the Wedding Cake came at the official photo opportunity for the new Leanyer Water Torture Tower. Strangely, Chief Minister Henderson appeared to have his tongue and fallopian tubes tied in a knot - a clear indication of the clumsy drug at work. The CM could not remember the name of each tube .
In an unusual slip of the tongue, he called the Funderstorm slide the Thunderbum and Siberian Express. Chancellor of the Exchequer, Delia Lawrie, who drinks assorted vegetable juices rather than tap water, and therefore has her marbles , quickly corrected her leader.
But then, deeply under the insidious influence of the clumsy drug, he said the Blue Blast shoot was the Blue Vein Cheese Slice. Again, Delia corrected the CM and advised him to loosen his budgie smugglers and undergo colonic irrigation to flush out the clumsy drug .
