Dynamic new Health Minister Kon Vatskalis today launched an all out campaign to eradicate anaerobic bacteria in the NT. Disguised as friendly bankers in suits, this virulent bacteria could wipe out the ALP at the next election.
The minister thanked nomadic journalist Nicolas Rothwell for drawing his attention to the fiendish threat in an article in the Weekend Australia which said the Opposition freely admitted it was being treated like anaerobic bacteria . Yuk!
Wearing a doomsday protective space suit, the brave minister held up a test tube of highly toxic CLP bacteria and declared it Public Enemy Number 1 . Chicken- hearted media people fled to the nearest yuppie coffee lounge to escape any possible contamination. Masked sanitation engineers with long handled shovels will spread throughout the community and bury the dangerous bacteria.
To prevent the spread of the contagion , all voters will be urged to stick wine corks in their ears to stop any subversive bacteria from entering and wear horse blinkers to limit them being brain washed by mutating CLP literature.
The minister thanked nomadic journalist Nicolas Rothwell for drawing his attention to the fiendish threat in an article in the Weekend Australia which said the Opposition freely admitted it was being treated like anaerobic bacteria . Yuk!
Wearing a doomsday protective space suit, the brave minister held up a test tube of highly toxic CLP bacteria and declared it Public Enemy Number 1 . Chicken- hearted media people fled to the nearest yuppie coffee lounge to escape any possible contamination. Masked sanitation engineers with long handled shovels will spread throughout the community and bury the dangerous bacteria.
To prevent the spread of the contagion , all voters will be urged to stick wine corks in their ears to stop any subversive bacteria from entering and wear horse blinkers to limit them being brain washed by mutating CLP literature.
