Friday, July 19, 2019

MOON LANDING SHOCK-AUSTRALIA WAS ALREADY THERE

Exclusive  photographs  of   Ocker  life  in outer  space
 
When the  Yanks  proudly announced  that   the  Eagle   had  landed  50 years ago  they received  one  helluva   of   shock    which  has never been revealed until   now  : screeching   Australian   Cockatoos  were  already   there , the above sensational  photograph  showing   two of  them   cheekily sitting on the  helmet of  astronaut  Neil  Armstrong !!!  They then proceeded to  taunt NASA  and   Houston   by  acting the  goat   in front  of   the  camera supposed to capture  this  truly extraordinary  moment  in  the  world's  history .   
 
The  Honeysuckle Creek  tracking station in Australia was instantly ordered  not to  relay  our  cosmic scoop  images of the  pesky  Australians on the Moon . There is no truth in a  rumour put about by lunar landing deniers  that  the Cockatoos  were  snapped  by  Vallis while they  were  actually performing on  a  streetlamp at a  busy intersection  in  downtown  Townsville .