Camouflaged so that it is not detected by the local media and Chinese baby formula pirates , HMAS Canberra , part of Townsville's Ghost Fleet, tied up after the joint naval operation in the Coral Sea, which was shadowed by a Chinese spy ship . The spy vessel has since disappeared , thought to have sunk under a cargo of Australian baby food . A cargo cult reporter is likely to say the Townsville economy has boomed due to the fact that big spending Australian sailors were able to navigate the narrow channel into the port , dock and paint the town .
Meanwhile , our Shipping Reporter, the only one north of Long Bay, Sydney , says navy divers disguised as Krakens from Shaun Micallef's Mad as Hell ABC TV show have joined the Canberra and will search the spy ship site in the hope of salvaging crates of weak Chinese beer and soggy spring rolls . Our exclusive photo shows a diver in a Kraken suit discussing the lucrative salvage op with a high ranking officer who has popped out from top secret talks in a cupboard . Our post on this event will probably result in an AFP raid and a thorough examination of a drawer full of mouldy jocks with the aid of gas masks .
