Thursday, May 24, 2018

CHINESE PLOTTING AUSTRALIAN ISLAND TAKEOVER ?

Mysterious writing near the former main jetty  serving  Magnetic Island  has  given  rise to the suspicion  that  China  is  planning to turn  the  tourist spot into a naval  base like Vanuatu. According to  an anonymous Border Watch spokesman , the inscription   is  a secret Chinese  code spelling  out the message : Foo and  friends were  here , and  will be back  with chopsticks when  the  pubs open  !

"Foo  definitely  was  here," the stern eyed  Border Watcher, wearing  sunglasses , added . This  indicated Magnetic Island , off  Townsville , was about to be developed  like the  sand islands in the  South China Sea   into  a   Chinese  fortress .  He pointed out that fake currency  had recently been found in Townsville on which was  Chinese writing .
 
The growing interference of China and  Russia  in the South Pacific, he continued , was  most concerning . In the case of the evil  Russians, they  had been slipping growing amounts of  the clumsy drug into  water coolers  in the Townsville City Council  and  Coalition  funk  bunkers  in  Canberra   , Sydney  and  Brisbane ,  causing  them  to   continuously  make  stupid  decisions .   
 Meanwhile , down at Horseshoe  Bay , naturally  not reported by the Townsville media,  gangs  posing as  Townsville City Council workers   are  moving  sand  about   just  like  the  Chinese  are doing  on  numerous  sandspits   in  the South  China  Sea , enabling   landing craft  to rush in huge  supplies of  cheap  springrolls  to  capture the  island  tucker market for Chinese interests  from  restaurants  backed  by  French, Italian  and other superpowers.