CANBERRA: All security agencies are on red alert , certain that there will be a concerted effort to storm Captain Ahab Turnbull's luxury yacht, TSS Canberra, below, and set him adrift in a bumboat , without a lifejacket, like Governor Bligh , following next Monday's Newspoll .
This exclusive photograph shows jolly Liberal Party members dressed in period costumes in more happier days , welcoming the Canberra, Captain Turnbull , an amputee due to a savage whale attack off Bondi , at the wheel . Now , there is a dastardly plot to completely kneecap him , grab possession of the yacht and sell it to Japan , Canada , India, China or any other foreign country.
