The Indian team's ceremonial elephant , Punjab, is at the centre of the needle scandal at the Commonwealth Games village on the Gold Coast . It seems the greedy elephant became crook after devouring thousands of Queensland bananas and he was given a vitamin C injection by team medico Dr Peter Sellers as a pick me up . In an exclusive interview with Little Darwin , Dr Sellers denied he had done anything wrong . "Goodness gracious me , no !" he said .
Disgraced Punjab has been confined to the village coffee shop where he sadly sits drinking endless buckets of complimentary Newscorp latte. The whole Indian team is so depressed it will probably not win one hockey match .
Prince Charles and Camilla , unfortunately , will not be able to ride bareback round the stadium on the lumbering , lavishly decorated pachyderm, throwing souvenir Buckingham Palace made Pommie pork pies to the cheering crowd, as had been planned by Peter Beattie for the spectacular closing ceremony.
Disgraced Punjab has been confined to the village coffee shop where he sadly sits drinking endless buckets of complimentary Newscorp latte. The whole Indian team is so depressed it will probably not win one hockey match .
Prince Charles and Camilla , unfortunately , will not be able to ride bareback round the stadium on the lumbering , lavishly decorated pachyderm, throwing souvenir Buckingham Palace made Pommie pork pies to the cheering crowd, as had been planned by Peter Beattie for the spectacular closing ceremony.
