Another Townsville News Beat Scoop
Tired of being shot/shat at from all angles, the Red Baron has installed a new heavy calibre weapon : a bird frightener . It sits on the wing above the cockpit to scare off the main enemy , a Cormorant , which delights in sunning itself on the plane when it is on the mooring , doing what comes naturally : splat.
Cheeky Cormorant on pontoon loading up for another bombing raid on the Red Baron. In the past pilot Paul Mills has tried dangling reflecting CD disks on the plane to divert incoming flak from the laughing bird. The last thing he wants to happen is for an Albatross flock to take a liking to the seaplane and turn it into an extension of the Nauru phosphate deposits.
