PM STARS IN " ACCOMPLISH MORE SABRE RATTLING MISSION "

Australia being Bush-whacked 

George Dubya Abbott on  frontline, near Luna Park .

Prime Minister Tony Abbott  not only has  the  gait of the disastrous  former  US President, George  Dubya  Bush  , he  sits awkwardly  on chairs  like the Texas cowpuncher  and also  makes  frequent  bloopers  and  ill considered  decisions  like  him , such as the very strange suppository utterance, knighting  Phil the Greek and munching  a  raw  onion , this last act causing  bad  breath..not desirable when  kissing  unsuspecting  babies, held by bad smell alert mothers , one of  the joys of  motherhood,  in  large numbers during  photo  opportunities.

 

In recent  weeks the Yankee Doodle Dandy sounding and acting   PM has  wrapped himself in more flags than are  flown in the US of A on  the  fourth of  July,   led  the  singing of  America the Brave  at the launch of a new J. Edgar Hoover approved  border  force  , ordered   Colonel  Custer to raid  the ABC leper colony ,  continued   the  campaign   to  scare  the  pants  off  the  nation  and  ramped  up  the  Bill Shorten  Spanish  Inquisition ,which  must surely  be  embarrassing  the  Pope. 

But the Hollywood stunt which will undoubtedly see him nominated for a plagiarism  award for an outstanding  performance  in  a nine reel  B-grade horror movie  was  the crass PR  act  of  aping President Bush landing on the deck of an aircraft carrier  brandishing a large sign announcing MISSION ACCOMPLISHED  shortly after the second Gulf war invasion  of  Iraq , an ongoing  disastrous  fiasco  which   is  still  being  played out  today.

Sporting  Malcolm Turnbull's famous  leather jacket as seen on Q and A , with Coney Island souvenir  patches  hastily  stitched  on   by  Peta .

Clad like a movie star  top gun dude  in an RAAF kit, including  a helmet  and a leather jacket bearing the name Tony Abbott , Prime Minister of Australia, he lurched  out  of a  helicopter riding a penny farthing  bicycle confiscated from a Queensland bikie  (only  kidding )  onto  the  deck  of  USS Blue Ridge , the Seventh Fleet command ship, in Sydney for the Talisman Saber/Sabre joint  war games off  Rockhampton and  Darwin. 

At this stage , it is not known how many Yank sailors went  AWOL  at King's Cross  or  suffered  depression  thinking the PM's fancy dress  drop in   was a  replay of  George   Dubya's   crash  landing  on   the   aircraft  carrier  all  those years  ago.