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PM ordering scorched earth and planet attack on windmills. Is that Peta in the background kicking the tyres of the RAAF escape jet and making sure the duty free truffles are being loaded ? The PM was dressed like G.I. Joe when he addressed troops there instead of having earlier been clad in Top Gun air ace clobber when he arrived by helicopter aboard a US warship near Sydney's Luna Park . Woman next to him is the Member for Solomon , Natasha Griggs , whose office has twice been surrounded by a lusty Marine force , the Maritime Union of Australia, angry with her and the Abbott government for allowing Australian seamen to be thrown overboard from ships and closing down large parts of the nation's manufacturing industry while having the hide to sing Advance Australia Fair at Coalition love ins.
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In his capacity as an Asian deputy sheriff and honorary four star general , with two pearl handle six shooters , Ossie Prim Monster George Dubya Abbott , took control of the invasion of the Mitchell Street nightclub precinct and ordered troops to clear out Irish backpackers , destroy all windmills, storm the subversive ABC office and clap all the reporters in irons for shipment to Manus Island. Defending his tilt against windmills and Guinness guzzlers , he said the towers are a blot on the countryside and there are more drunken backpackers than canetoads in Darwin .
The brave Marines will quickly blow up all the windmills-which will then be sold to Japanese scrapmetal dealers , converted into submarines and razor blades . Our man Tuft is covering the fierce battle from a bunker in the nearby camouflaged police station disguised as a CWA rest room , Devonshire tea extra. The next war games will be named Operation Stick a Cracker up the Clacker of the Country Liberal Party .
