EXCLUSIVE : SHOCK DISAPPEARANCE OF BANANABENDING OPPOSITION LEADER !!!

 

No kidding, the mysterious   disappearance  of  the above corroded, hard to read  plaque , marking the  2013 opening of  an unusual  part of  a Townsville  park  by the now Queensland  Opposiion Leader, David " The Kid " Crisafulli, has raised the wild theory   that  it  has been  snatched  by  aliens  from  Planet Zog  or succumbed to  the dreaded Billy Bombax  armpit  devouring  disease..

Last February  this  alert  blog warned that Crisafulli's plaque, above, in the Anderson Botanic Gardens , was in danger of  being unhinged  and  quoted a Townsville  rust expert, Ned Ferrous,   a major shareholder in A.G.Sims, that The Kid  could  be  in  for a  fall.

Ferrous expressed the  hope Crisafulli had not picked up or was a carrier  of  the  terrible  arborial disease  which had  reduced  North Queenland's Giant of Sistainability, Billy Bombax , a nearby tree with human features,  to a pile of sawdust,  limb  by  limb..

Little Darwin was recently   tipped off  that the plaque, at the top, is in worse shape , Crisafulli's name hard to decipher., alarmingly like the onslaught of Bombax syndrome.

A few days later, the plaque  had  vanished  without  explanation, the local media   not  noticing .