Wednesday, June 21, 2023

SHOCK , HORROR MARITIME WARNING : MYSTERIOUS USO SIGHTED

 

Our  alert  Shipping  Reporter   discovered the   above  unidentified submerged  object ,on the left , bobbing up against   Nelly's  groyne  on  Magnetic  Island .  The groyne, consisting of  a pile of   sand  filled  bags extending out into the sea,  was constructed  to  prevent  erosion of the beach  and  build up of  sand  under the breakwater bridge  at  the Nelly Bay Harbour..

Our waterfront  roundsman   says  the  USO  could  actually be   part  of   the groyne which has  come adrift . As such ,  it  could  endanger   yachts , wind  surfers , Townsville's  ghost  fleet  and  visiting  nude  Tasmanian  swimmers. 

On the other hand , it could be remains of  a flying saucer , a UFO,  which melted due to the colossal  heat caused  on  entry  into the  earth's atmosphere.

He  even  suggested the USO could be  a  Chinese  spying   device  which has drifted  down  here  from one of the sand- made  South China Sea  military bases !

The Shipping Reporter went  on to say   he thought   Nelly's groyne   looks repulsive   at low tide   due  to  dried , cracked  mud  on the bags  , some of which seem  part  empty . He provided the following  pix to  back up his disparaging  remarks about the state of the groyne , adding that  Nelly should  be  rubbed  down  with  stiff  brushes.


Parts of  the groyne said to be leprous looking .