A clear indication that Vladimir Putin's days are numbered is the fact that his two doubles have gone into hiding - not wanting to act on his behalf , fearful they will be rubbed out .
One double is already known to have fled Moscow and has flown to Australia under the assumed odd bogus name , Bob Menzies Popovich.
As such, he hopes to get a job with the red-faced Country Liberal Coalition as a spreader of Russian type misinformation in elections ,such as the Voice referendum, and on Sky television . According to ASIO, the KGB regards the Coalition as the Nyet Party . In Russian, nyet means no , which is spot on when it comes to the negative Coalition .
Another fearful Putin double has undergone extensive Hollywoood plastic surgery and is tipped to be a stand in for an Aussie Senator who gyrates like a Siberian rap dancer at media conferences held behind whiteboards , and is obviously in need of long rests.
A touched up Putin double would seem to be just what the doctor ordered .
Meanwhile , another deranged Czar, Ivan the Terrible , Donald Trump, has let it be known that he would cheerfully employ a Putin look-alike in his campaign to become the next president .
