BIG TOP COMPANY IN DEEP TROUBLE

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CANBERRA :  The  star  of  Bumbling Brothers Circus, Hans Christian Scomo,above, has disappeared after a wild parliament house media conference  during  which  a  performing  elephant   trampled  to  death  a  prominent  member of  the  Sky after dark   team  and  has  been nominated for  an OAM and  an all expenses paid  holiday at  Sydney's Taronga  Zoo -when  NSW  finally  opens  up .

Scomo  is   the  key   mugwump  in  the  team of  accident  prone   trapeze artists , unkindly dubbed  the  Flying  Fumbling  Fizgigs.

The Bumbling Bros Three Ring Circus  had  just returned to the capital after a  tour  of  vacant  railway  car  park  sites  during  which  the  takings were high, but  the  internationally  famous performing  pigs  escaped, or  were eaten  by  Victorians  in  lockdown. 

The  Missing Persons Bureau today said that, according to  hot gossip,  Scomo ,known to speak in Double Dutch advertising  slogans, appears to have decamped with  Gladys -a nimble  bareback pony rider   who   does  somersaults   while  having  a Pink  Lady  apple  shot  from  her  head  by   a clown with a Gatling gun hired from the Wagga Wagga Target  Shooting   Emporium .